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KyleTheSmith's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 64 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,180 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 4/15/11
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/7/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/7/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/7/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/7/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Slow and steady Unlocked 12/8/09
10 Points
Get to the flag when fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 11/11/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 10/18/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 10/18/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 11/11/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 10/18/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 10/18/09
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/10 (130/315 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/16/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 12/6/09
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap Unlocked 10/24/09
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror Unlocked 10/24/09
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Here is Mommy! Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points
Get Axe Death
Kain Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pest Removal Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
The Flamer Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points
Get Fire Death
Clockspert Unlocked 10/24/09
50 Points
Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned Unlocked 10/24/09
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 13/18 (275/500 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Paradox Embrace

Bridging the Gap Unlocked 1/8/10
5 Points
Pass level 1
Withered Away Unlocked 1/8/10
5 Points
Succumb to the clutches of death
Logically Delicious 25 Points Pass level 6
Master of Mysteries 25 Points Pass level 9
Naturally Talented 25 Points Pass levels 1-3
Undeterred 25 Points Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Demon Dodger 50 Points Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Spacetime Traveler 50 Points Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Speedy Runner 50 Points Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes

Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/360 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 10/18/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 11/3/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 12/9/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 10/18/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 12/9/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 12/9/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 12/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 12/9/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)

Relive Your Life

Dead Mutant Baby Unlocked 5/23/12
10 Points
Death snagged you so young!
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag 10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Backfire Unlocked 11/28/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 11/28/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/425 points)